I’m sorry I’m pregnant or I would margarita with you but I can sit with you next time and you can see how many tacos I can eat now. It’s rather impressive.
Can we have a taco eating contest??
I can knock back three =X I love them!
You are a goddamn beast. My body is already trying to revolt just from the one. I salute you.
Is it really possible to drink more than one margarita? I feel like that’s actually a myth.
I’m sitting alone in a booth at a Mexican restaurant, eating dinner with a margarita.
I don’t know what has happened to my life but I think I’m okay with it.
It’s not that men are unable to control their sexual desires. It’s that they’re taught that they neither can nor have to, so they choose - unconsciously or otherwise - not to.
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune